Mines of Moria, but this is a parallel Universe, and we aren’t surrounded by goblins, nope—something much worse. A bunch of soulless corporate types—the pedantic manager-capos who’ve lost all hope, the CEOs who can’t go without their 50 mil bonuses; they hunch over us, our torchlight reflecting off deadened eyes. We’re done-skies. But wait, I open my eReader (to Echo of course). Magic flash. Gandalf appears, resolute and stalwart. His staff-crystal lights up, and he leads the charge, guiding us out of there. LOTR theme plays: Daaa-Daaa-dada-DAAAAAA. Oh yeah! Get your faceless corporate tentacles off me, son!
LOTR theme will save you. Every time. Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on other eReaders here: Echo on other eReaders
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