Ohhhhh Shnapskis: Β The Professional Contrarian. Β I’m attempting to make a point and dig for further insight, but this guy just loves stopping contemplation with bland, generalist phrases: Β “You call that an art? Β Everything’s an art.” Β “How is that good or bad? Β Everything’s good or bad.” Β Everything this nasal-voiced, no-muscle-toned, elitist says is true, but he says it for personal feelings of superiority and to stay in his comfort zone, not to try and get some insight. Β I open my eReader to Echo and it flashes with magic light. Β A giant mouth appears above him and covers him in vomit. Β I see bits of corn in it.
Tired of suffering the mental vomit of others? Β Inflict some petty irony. Β Buy Echo Vol. 1 on KindleΒ here: Β Vol. 1 on Kindle. Β Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Β Vol.2 on Kindle. Β Both volumes on other eReaders here: Β Echo on other eReaders


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