Ohhhhh Shnapskis: The Professional Contrarian. I’m attempting to make a point and dig for further insight, but this guy just loves stopping contemplation with bland, generalist phrases: “You call that an art? Everything’s an art.” “How is that good or bad? Everything’s good or bad.” Everything this nasal-voiced, no-muscle-toned, elitist says is true, but he says it for personal feelings of superiority and to stay in his comfort zone, not to try and get some insight. I open my eReader to Echo and it flashes with magic light. A giant mouth appears above him and covers him in vomit. I see bits of corn in it.
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