Ohhhhh Shnapskis:  The Professional Contrarian.  I’m attempting to make a point and dig for further insight, but this guy just loves stopping contemplation with bland, generalist phrases:  “You call that an art?  Everything’s an art.”  “How is that good or bad?  Everything’s good or bad.”  Everything this nasal-voiced, no-muscle-toned, elitist says is true, but he says it for personal feelings of superiority and to stay in his comfort zone, not to try and get some insight.  I open my eReader to Echo and it flashes with magic light.  A giant mouth appears above him and covers him in vomit.  I see bits of corn in it.

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