Oh God—Health nuts have taken over the world. Instead of motorcycle gangs, they have mountain bike gangs. A group of ’em surround me, circling me in their bright neon spandex and $2700 Cannondales. They’re throwing granola and quinoa at me, yelling in harsh jeers. I open my eReader (to Echo of course) and it flashes with bright magic. A machine-gun stream of pizza and extra-sloppy burritos erupts from the screen and mows them down. Their jeers turn into panicked yells as one after another, they inevitably fall under a delicious barrage of cheese and sauce.
Yum yum, motherf***er. Buy Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle. Both volumes on other eReaders here: Echo on other eReaders
Kent Wayne 
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