“There I was—balls deep in your mother’s ass…”
Shortly after detailing my lusty adventures with the local frat-bros’ moms, I had to beat a hasty escape in which I employed a jetpack and a dinosaur.
…I know: I should be writing. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.
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Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
“There I was – balls deep in your mother’s ass.”
You undoubtedly channeled Shakespeare with that line, eloquent, insightful, yet down-to-earth, beautiful, yet ugly at the same time.
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Hahaha! Thanks Ataraxik! LOL!
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Quite the John Keats you are Kent! 😂 I was equally shocked and humoured *Clutches pearls* lol x
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Moo hoo ha ha! Gotta take a break from the profundity every now and then, LOL!
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I don’t know, some might say that was pretty profound haha 😉 x
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Might not go over too well on poetry slam night, LOL!
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You look like you are quoting “Hamlet”, but the underpants ruins that picture.
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Or…do they MAKE it? 😉
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Hahahaha! I guess they do!
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To be or not, I rather like it. But, go write!
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Haha! Will do! 🙂
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😍😍
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