I’m perched on a rooftop with Batman, freezing my ass off. ย We’re watching a particular gang of criminals; they’re composed of academics and mid-level corporate managers that have unlocked technology that turn a vibrant young man into a weak, chinless, broken-down, asexual corporate drone. ย They’re carting a series of unconscious bodies away, ready to spread more of their odious mindset. ย Batman’s eyes narrow and he shakes his head in disgust. ย “There is no greater evil,” he mutters. ย His gaze steels and he leaps off the building. ย I follow in his wake, and we plunge into a crowd of evil-doers. ย We’re punching, kicking, throwing, when suddenly one of them rips off his face, revealing a spiny, chittering insect head. ย It bites through Batman’s composite armor, paralyzing him with ionotropic neurotoxins. ย It screams in triumph: ย “BOW BEFORE US! ย THE DICKLESSSS!” ย Its last word ends inย aย sibilant hiss. ย I know I’m in over my head; I’m trained for psychos, maybe robots. ย The Dickless are in a completely different league. ย I open my eReader to Echo. ย Magic flash. ย Suddenly, I’m charged with sorcerous power. ย I reach in these insectoid’s minds, revealing to them their inevitable fates: ย their wives running off with tennis trainers, kids that eat their own boogers, endless binge-watching of Homeland, a slow descent into impotence and madness…The Dickless drop to their knees, sobbing in utter defeat. ย By this time, Batman’s recovered, and I help him to his feet. ย “Should we finish ’em?” I ask. ย He says, “No.” ย He scans the Dickless with a steady gaze. ย “They’ve suffered enough.” ย We shoot our grapnels at a rooftop and disappear into the night.
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