I get in the pool to swim laps.  A ring of kids surrounds me.  WTF?  They’re chuckling, high-fiving, when suddenly, the water around them turns vitamin-orange.  The dark miasma creeps towards me, touches my skin, and suddenly my flesh is withering (what kind of processed, Soylent Green shit are kids eating nowadays, anyway?)  I climb out of the pool, panicking, and see my trembling arms wither into old-man limbs.  I see my eReader sitting on the deck and open it to Echo.  Magic flash.  The inflated duckies, T-rexes, and hippo floats come to life and start chasing the kids around the pool.  They’re crying and screaming as my lips peel back in a vengeful grin.

Keep peeing in the pool.  Eventually, karma will give you a REAL reason to piss yourself.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle.