“We’ve decided, Kent,” my boss says, “to let you do your own thing. ย From here on out, you’re free to exercise creativity and common sense to better our company.” ย My eyes widen. ย “Really?” I ask. ย He screams, “NO!” ย At the same time, his hand whips downward and a throwing daggerย flies at my forehead. ย I tumble my seat backwards, barely avoiding the bladeย as it streaks past and thunks into the wall with a diving-board quiver. ย The paneled ceiling collapses as office-zombie-coworkers crash onto the meeting table. ย They’re all wielding katanas. ย Desperately fumble my eReader open to Echo. ย Magic flash. ย A saddled Velociraptor that’s got a gatling cannon affixed to its backย bursts into the office. ย He locks eyes with me. ย “My name is Grimstroke. ย Quickly, Kent! ย Hop on!” ย I hurdle over two katana swipes and plunk onto his back. ย We crash out the fiftieth story window and gallop down the side of the building. ย The zombies are in hot pursuit. ย It takes a few seconds, but I get my balance and reverse my seat so I can gun down the zombies with Grimstroke’s gatling cannon. ย He yells at me, “THERE’S CIGARS IN MY SADDLE-BAG!” ย I grab one, light it, and start blazing away at the zombie-coworkers. ย Its cherry end glows bright red, and my lips peel back in a hardened grin as I look every inch the old school badass. ย Only I’m riding a velociraptor. ย With a gatling cannon.
Don’t be fooled by your boss’s Machiavellian overtures. ย Make him fall before the Gatling-Velociraptor. ย Getย Echo Vol. 1 on Kindleย here: ย Vol. 1 on Kindle. ย Vol. 2 on Kindle here: ย Vol.2 on Kindle.


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