I’m helping out with a local Easter Egg hunt, when I see one of the kids named Brutus (I know, what were his parents thinking, right?) look to either side, then descend on another kid like a malevolent Batman. ย A quick scuffle, then Brutus drags the kid into the bushes in a rear naked choke. ย Shortly after, he emerges with a fuller Easter basket. ย WTF? ย I walk up to Brutus and tap him on the shoulder. ย He spins, drops into a horse stance, and punches me in the nuts. ย As I fallย to the ground, he holds a No. 2 pencil to my carotid artery and hisses, “These eggs are MINE, halfwit. ย Nod if you understand.” ย I fumble open my eReader to Echo. ย Magic flash. ย An adolescent Bruce Wayne bursts from the shrubs. ย A quick, violent exchange ensues. ย Brutus lunges forward with a double jab, then a cross, but Bruce countersโblock, trap, chop, punchโand Brutus stumbles away, clutching his throat. ย He draws another Faber No.2 but Bruce is on him in a flash, locking his wrist in a compliance hold. ย He whispers to Brutus, “I’ve been trained by assassins, champion fighters, and monks from Nanda Parbat. ย It’s not that you don’t haveย a chance; it’s that you NEVER had one.” ย He delivers a chain of knees into Brutus’s groin, and the bully falls to the ground, moaning in agony. ย Bruce gives me a solid nod, then disappears.
Kids, even the sociopaths, can’t be beaten. ย That’s when you call for a tiny Batman. ย Getย Echo Vol. 1 on Kindleย here: ย Vol. 1 on Kindle. ย Vol. 2 on Kindle here: ย Vol.2 on Kindle. Links for Vol.1 AND Vol.2 on Smashwords/Nook/iBooks/Kobo are available here: ย Echo on other platforms


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