I’m doing some friendly grappling, and in walks a Bro. We’re drilling arm bars and he’s working one on me when a loud fart rips from him and damn near peels the skin off my face. I flinch like I’ve been shot. He’s laughing hysterically. My vision floods with watery tears and my hearing fades into what sounds like far-off chimes. I’m gagging, about to die, when I see my phone within arm’s reach. I open its eReader application to Echo. Magic flash. Suddenly the Bro is flung off me and trapped in a space-suit with his own flatulence. His eyes bug out and he’s coughing, clawing at his helmet, but it’s futile. In the span of seconds, I see him age into a mummified corpse.
Karma is being trapped in a hot-boxed spacesuit. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle. Links for Vol.2 on Smashwords/Nook/iBooks/Kobo are available here: Echo on other platform
Dude.. I’m Rolling on the floor laughing.. Rn
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Haha! Thank You!
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K mahn. You’re welcome
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