I work out at the campus gym in between classes to save some time.  I’m using the shower, letting the stress slough off, when suddenly a quartet of Bros busts in and buckets me with ice-cold water.  They sprint off, laughing, and after a half-second of shock I’m furious and running after them.  Immediately outside the locker room is an attractive lady who sees my luscious package.  She licks her lips, which I take as an awesome compliment, but suddenly she’s drowning and choking from her overactive salivary glands.  Balls!  I stop and render aid, bringing her back to life, and then go put on my shorts and keep running after the Bros.  After exiting the gym and turning a corner, I see them nearing the top of the hill, looking back, laughing, about to make their escape.  What do you know:  Got my eReader in my pocket.  I open it to Echo.  Magic flash.  Batman appears and beats the piss out of them.  We close the distance and shake hands.  “Thanks Bats,” I say, eyes widening in awe.  “Man, someday I wanna be like you.”  He looks down at the cloth of my shorts that show a hint of how I’ve been blessed by nature.  “Son,” he says, “If I had that thing I wouldn’t be so angry, and I’d ditch this damn suit.”

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