I work out at the campus gym in between classes to save some time. Β I’m using the shower, letting the stress slough off, when suddenly a quartet of Bros busts in and buckets me with ice-cold water. Β They sprint off, laughing, and after a half-second of shock I’m furious and running after them. Β Immediately outside the locker room is an attractive lady who sees my luscious package. Β She licks her lips, which I take as an awesome compliment, but suddenly she’s drowningΒ and choking from her overactive salivary glands. Β Balls! Β I stop and render aid, bringing her back to life, and then go put on my shorts and keep running after the Bros. Β After exiting the gym and turning a corner, I see them nearing the top of the hill, looking back, laughing, about to make their escape. Β What do you know: Β Got my eReader in my pocket. Β I open it to Echo. Β Magic flash. Β Batman appears and beats the piss out of them. Β We close the distance and shake hands. Β “Thanks Bats,” I say, eyes widening in awe. Β “Man, someday I wanna be like you.” Β He looks down at the cloth of my shorts that show a hint of how I’ve been blessed by nature. Β “Son,” he says, “If I had that thing I wouldn’t be so angry, and I’d ditch this damn suit.”
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