I’m shopping at Whole Foods when some crystal-encrusted New Ager with a weird-ass ring on every finger gives me the tsk tsk. I lift an eyebrow in a wordless question. “Your aura,” she explains to me, “is totally unstructured and spotted with black. You need a cleansing.” I look to my left and to my right, incredulous that the people around me aren’t dying in hilarity. I shrug and open my eReader to Echo. Magic flash. Strains of metal rip through the air—menemeneMEH, menemeneMEH—and tiny goblin-men assault the New Ager’s shopping cart, scarfing down granola and patchouli. One of them swings from her crystal necklace like tarzan and jams a miniature arm up her nose. She runs off screaming in horror.
Metal against crystals? Metal wins every time. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle.


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