My boss keeps stealing my food from the OFFICE REFRIGERATOR!!!  I know it’s him; I’ve observed him getting up from his desk with an insipid smile plastered to his face, and seen the disappearance of my Noms shortly after.  It’s happened multiple times.  Well this time I see his TPS-writing ass get up, and I open my eReader to Echo.  Magic flash.  As he clicks open the fridge with his soft, pansy, corporate-issue hands, it suddenly transforms into the fridge from the Ghostbusters:  A parallel dimension filled with world-bending horrors.  A disembodied voice utters, “ZUUUUUULLLL” and sucks him into the portal.  I see him piss his slacks before he’s sucked into an unending miasma of darkness.

Repent, office-food thieves!  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle.