Echo-A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

Vegans have taken over the world. ย I’m in an internment camp for meat-eaters and going through “re-education.” ย My interrogator slaps me and forces a tofu patty down my throat. ย I’m on my knees, my arms held up by two vegan douche-masters. ย I beg them, “No more tofu. ย Please…gimme some eggs at least. ย Eggs aren’t even animals until they’re fertiโ€”” SLAP. ย “QUIET, SCHWEINE!” ย (For some reason my interrogator has a German accent). ย My head slumps forward. ย The eReader in my pocket tumbles out and opens to Echo. ย Magic flash. ย I see Chuck Norris a few yards away. ย He lifts a finger to his lips, telling me to stay silent. ย He gets on a knee, lifts a bazooka, and BAM! ย Shoots a stream of Carne Asada at my face. ย I gulp it down. ย My skinny-fat disappears, my B12 goes up. ย I flex and the sheer force of it causes a miniature explosion, knocking my captors out and obliterating the prison walls. ย Eighties music is in the air asย me and Chuck make our escape using roundhouse kicks interspersed with jumping high-fives.

No message here. ย I just love me a steak every now and then, nawmsaying? ย ๐Ÿ˜‰ ย Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: ย Vol. 1 on Kindle. ย Vol. 2 on Kindle here: ย Vol.2 on Kindle.


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7 responses to “Echo-A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel”

  1. YES, Steak. It’s a beautiful thing

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    1. Steak Pizza and BBQ, the three foundations of Goodness

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  2. I knew we would take over some day! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  3. Just wondering, did you take the red pill or the blue one?

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    1. Both of ’em! They both taste delicious! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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      1. That explains so much!

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