I’m drinking my good ol’, black, no cream, no sugar, Starbucks swill, when a mob of San Francisco coffee snobs accosts me. Weird hipster hair, scarves, those thick, black-rimmed glasses…you know the deal. Pack leader: “Hey bro, what’s with your low-vibe coffee?” His sycophant lieutenant: “Let’s beat his ass for not being fashionably unironic enough.” They burst into snickers. Uh-oh. Open my eReader to Echo. Magic flash. A leather-clad Jessica Rabbit whispers sultrily into my ear, “Take the leader. I’ve got the rest.” I see her launch a whirlwind of throat jabs, plexus shots, and spinning elbows. She’s finishing the last of ’em by wrapping her shin around some dude’s face with a muay thai roundhouse…just as I’m strangling the hipster leader with his pansy-ass scarf. He’s kneeling before me, turning purple, when she yanks my head back and plants The Kiss to End All Kisses on my lips. Destroy your enemies and meet your childhood crush in the same day—how do you beat that? 😀
Two fantasies. One moment. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle.
You cant beat that!! hahaha! everytime I read you I find myself saying omg where does he come up with this stuff!!! You are just that good to me!
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Thank You!!! I’m in the zone after I finish drafting so honestly, I just turn my brain toward what I think is funny or cool at that moment. 😉
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Ok well never stop! 🙂
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When I was a kid my childhood fantasy was surviving the bullies in second grade. And that included the witchy 2nd grade teacher. Wish I had your eReader back then. In third grade I’d have strangled a hundred bullies for a kiss from that teacher, except I’d have died on the spot and gone straight to heaven if that ever happened. I still think she was an angel.
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Wait was she witchy or an angel? I’m confused! 🙂
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2nd grade teacher: hellish witch. 3rd grade teacher: angel.
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So nice. I really want to take a look at your head and see how many other thoughts you have got 😛
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Man I’m not sure myself! I just look in their every morning and trust there’ll be something!
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You deserve to be paid, even if it isn’t enough. I’ve been avoiding you till the free period ended. Love your work. I have to read your ads out to the family. 🙂
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Wow Thank YOU!!!! That is a HUGE compliment! Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂
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I think one of those pack boys had a triple negative in his sentence – whup his butt
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Hahaha! Will do!
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Dude.. Youre Disturbed as fuck.. 😁😂😀😊
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Hahaha! I take that as a compliment! 🙂
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It is
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