I’m on a boat, motha ducka! Β Wait, what’s that speeding toward me on jet skis? Β HOLY HELL it’s my embittered English teachers! Β They’ve been waiting YEARS to get back at me for starting sentences with “And,” “But,” and using poetic license to mix tenses. Β They’re brandishing their red correction pens and squawking at me in stilted and proper English. Β Not gonna lieβI’m having panicked, grade school flash backs. Β I open my eReader to Echo. Β Magic flash. Β Every sea monster imaginableβgreat whites, Swamp Thing, the motha duckin’ Krakenβrises from the deep and starts rending pedantic nerd flesh in an orgy of mashed organsΒ and red screams. Β Too harsh? Β Maybe…but come onβconsider how annoying grammar-nazis are. Β π
Just write from the heart.Β Oh yeah, and if you don’t? Β SEA MONSTERS. Β Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99Β on Kindle here: Β Vol. 1 on Kindle. Β Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Β Vol.2 on Kindle.


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