MONKEYS!  A flood of spider monkeys is attacking San Francisco and people are fleeing.  My buddy and I are sprinting down Haight street and I see poop flying at me; I duck and it splatters the side of his head.  Laughing, I pick him up and we keep running but more poop is coming and there’s just…too…many of them….I open my eReader to Echo.  Magic Flash.  Jessica Rabbit appears in all her sultry glory and with a snarl, starts sweeping the air with vicious wheel-kicks, mashing legions of the little goobers into paste.  Then she asks me out.  Turn down a date with my first crush?  You’re out of your mind.  😉

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