I’ve fallen in psychic combat against one of the Prudish—a demon-spawn that’s turned to petty bullying/evil magics because they feel socially inadequate and have jealous, Napoleon complexes. (You find ’em all over school/work/military.) Now I’m trapped in a dream where I’m eternally flying in coach and gassy, sleepy armrest-thugs are pressing their pallid, sweaty flesh against mine—an endless armrest war where I’m endlessly losing. I open my eReader to Echo. Magic flash. Deadpool takes the one on my left, talking about “this little piggy” as he snaps fingers backwards and breaks ’em. Female Thor begins yelling “WHOSOEVER HOLDS THIS HAMMER, IF SHE BE WORTHY OF—” and socks the one on my right with Mjolnir. After they’re done she asks me out. Of course I say yes.
Use Marvel heroes to win your armrest wars. And go on a date with your choice of a Thor. Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle.
Kent Wayne 
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