At a fancy dinner party in jeans and a t-shirt.  There’s nothing to eat except anemic quantities of fanciness.  The host—a prissy dude named Lord Douchelfaust (wearing a friggin’ MONOCLE for chrissakes)—is pointing and laughing at me.  I open my eReader to Echo.  Magic flash.  In my hands is the best food in the world:  NY pizza.  The doors erupt inward and an elephant-sized, water-laden St. Bernard rushes in and starts shaking water off and slobbering handfuls of screaming snobs.  Douchelfaust is crying; he’s on his knees, wakizashi in hand, about to commit seppuku when I stick a slice of pizza in his mouth.  His eyes light up at his first taste of Real Food and he drops his blade.

Monocle, tuxedos, Michelin stars…doesn’t matter.  You just can’t beat NY pizza.  Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle.