A ring of sorcerer-hipsters surrounds me, judging me for not using fatuous irony or championing obscure, long-dead trends. They’re warping my mind, turning me into one of them. There’s no mercy behind their thick, horn-rimmed glasses, rendered into blank, shiny slates by the light of their spell. Losing…Muscle tone…And…Common…Sense…I DON’T THINK SO. I open my eReader to Echo. Magic flash. The love child of Eastwood and Norris busts in the door, instantly boosting my testosterone levels. With roundhouse kicks, .357 magnum blasts, and razor-like beard hairs, he dispatches them all.
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Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
Someday maybe you’ll do one with genuine old-school hippies and floral wreaths overcoming something with the power of sex, drugs, and rock and roll… a guy can dream. And learn which is your favorite rock band.
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Yeah but how are you gonna overcome the BO and patchouli, haha!
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amazing post 🙂
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Thanks! 🙂
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I wasn’t there to experience BO and patchouli. Sounds awful. Might have to open to a future store where there’s deoderant/antiperspirant and maybe some decent perfume. But I do like incense (and peppermint)
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Love incense!
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I don’t actually like the song I made reference to, but it fit the hippie mode and I do like the component parts. When I’m feeling my inner 60s love child, it’s Clapton, Hendrix, the Doors, and Led Zeppelin, not necessarily in that order, all day long.
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Love the cover!
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Thank You! I can only take credit for the design, the actual illustration was done by a fiverr artist!
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Well, seeing as I probably can’t even make a simple design, kudos for that. My non-text art skills are probably in negative territory.
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Nah I think you’ll be fine. You’re giving me too much credit; really I just look for pictures on the web that mimic the different elements I want then explain how they go together to my artist.
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