Flying in coach. I’m in an Armrest War with the dude next to me. We’re deadlocked for an hour. Then he starts peeling the color off his chair with hot farts that are almost like flamethrower blasts. Too much, bro. Too much. I open my eReader (to Echo, of course). Magic flash. The guy’s instantly encased in a hermetically sealed bag with a one-way air passage so he can breathe but I don’t have to smell him. And he cedes the armrest.
You deserve to fly with an armrest. And without gagging. Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on other eReaders here: Echo on other eReaders
Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
Pretty amazing imagery there, the Ouroboros, and that Aum on the sword.
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Thank You! Credit goes to emilanohc on Fiverr for the artistry, and to me for bugging him and being a horrible art director, haha!
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I feel your pain. Had a similar experience on a flight last year…which was my first time flying, ever, BTW. My solution was to old-school write in my composition notebook.
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