A giant douche-bro—backwards cap, slinky tank top, ‘roid-veins popping out across even his cheeks and fingers—shoves a normal looking guy away from the squat rack. Normal guy can’t protest; Douche-bro is giant, and looks one remark away from Extreme Aggressive Douche-dom. Douche-bro loads the piles of plates on and squats—not even going down all the way—and screams, literally screams, each time he pushes up. I open my eReader (to Echo, of course) and it flashes with magic light. The next rep he does, his cheeks shake, his veins pulsate, and his head explodes like a cartoon tomato.
Come on, you know that’s what’s SUPPOSED to happen to douchey ‘roid-monsters. Buy Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle. Both volumes on other eReaders here: Echo on other eReaders


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