At a movie.  There’s a loud cell-phone talker.  Using the speaker.  I’m about to commit felonies, Bro, motherf**king felonies.  My eReader, open to Echo, flashes with magic light.  A little elf emerges from it, holding a handful of the world’s hottest chilis (400 times hotter than tabasco), the infamous Ghost Pepper.  The little guy sprints over to Loud Guy, jams the peppers into his mouth, and delivers a flurry of tiny elf uppercuts, forcing the dude to eat the peppers.  A horrendous scream rips through the theater, but I don’t mind, because justice is done.

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