Oh no.  I’ve been careless:  I’m about to leave on an 11 hr flight-in coach-in the next thirty minutes.  I’ve spent the past two days chowing down on cheese burritos, raw garlic, and mounds of onions.  In desperation, I run into the airport bathroom and coat myself with Axe.  Boarding time.  As I shove through cramped aisles, noses wrinkle in disgust.  Axe ain’t gonna cut it.  Nervous sweat springs on my brow-I’m like the villain in a Western standoff.  Suddenly, my eReader (open to Echo) flashes with magic.  Everyone is instantly knocked out, I have a peaceful flight, and yes, I destroy the bathroom.

Spare others from your disgusting filthiness.  Buy Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle.  Both volumes on other eReaders here:  Echo on other eReaders