Echo-A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

Invincible, force-field aliens have invaded.  I’m desperately scanning a papyrus-inscribed prophecy for clues.  It says victory lies in the Roundhouse God’s beard.  The Roundhouse God’s…I travel to Chuck Norris, who’s in a coma.  Try to cut off his beard.  No use-like trying to cut adamantium.  My eReader (open to Echo) opens and flashes with magic light.  His beard hairs fall out, and aliens burst in.  I throw the hairs at them; they’re like millions of freakin’ Narsils.  World is saved.

Need access to the deadliest beard in the universe?  Buy Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle.  Both volumes on other eReaders here:  Echo on other eReaders

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