In the not too distant future, the world is torn asunder from fast food companies that have risen to power. Faceless corporate goons have chased me down in hover scooters. One is trying to force a mostly synthetic cheeseburger (with half life of 1432 years) down my throat. In desperation, I throw my eReader down to the ground. It opens to Echo. Bright flash. Suddenly, my assailants’ evil bursts from them in the form of uncontrollably heinous flatulence, as if they had eaten their own product. The plants around them turn yellow and wither. While they collapse and clutch their stomachs, I make my escape.
Give the fast food overlords an ironic bout of stomach pain. Buy Echo on Kindle here: Echo on Kindle, or Echo on other eReaders here: Echo on other eReaders.

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