I’ve gained 90 lbs of fat in a week.  Nervously sweating scientists monitor me as twinkie-solution and KFC breading intravenously flow into my veins.  Just to give you an idea:  I’m getting rolls around my fingernails.  Scientist gets even more nervous.  He says, “3…2…1…Initiate.”  He opens an eReader to Echo.  Bright flash.  Suddenly I’ve lost the weight.  And?   I’m ripped.  I do a Captain America and stare wonderingly into the mirror.  The experiment’s a success.

Eat whatever you want and still have a ridiculous eight-pack.  That’s what I’m talking about.  Buy Echo on Kindle here:  Echo on Kindle, or Echo on other eReaders here:  Echo on other eReaders.