Walking through a PETA rally. Absentmindedly, I take out a stick of jerky and start chewing. The chanting dies down, and I gradually become aware of hundreds of furious stares directed my way. Uh-Oh. “GET HIM!” Wild-eyed, I start running like a bat out of hell. A sea of enraged patchouli and horrendous BO threatens to drown me. My eReader, open to Echo, drops to the ground. Bright flash. Gandalf appears and he slams the ground with his staff: “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!” Waves of air-undulating magic repulse dirty hippies. I’m saved.
Gandalf will have your back. Buy Echo on Kindle here: Echo on Kindle, or Echo on other eReaders here: Echo on other eReaders.
Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
Good lock with your novel, I will be sure to check out the sample pages!
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Thanks! Good luck to you as well!
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The only thing I ever smelled were the murdered animal that people were eating. The PETA people didn’t smell at all. Gandalf just used people to get what he wants, so you always look for his angle. 🙂 Just sayin’
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Haha! Then consider yourself lucky! 🙂
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🙂
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