I have a little terrier. ย And a brand new sofa. ย Dog’s on the sofa. ย I see hisย rear leg raise into that telltale, kickstand posture. ย Yup, piss is coming. ย Everything goes slo-mo, and I yell like Stallone in a bad ’80sย action movie: ย “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!” ย My eReader-open to Echo, of course-flashes, and the urine magically disappears before it hits the couch.
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