I’m chilling at a diner, trying to read Echo, but some annoying infant’s scream is castrating the air, setting everybody on edge.  Even the parents look angry at the kid.  Suddenly a blue flash replete with Zen themes, quantum tech and cyborg ninjas leaps from my eReader and arrows at the kid, transforming it into an adorable puppy.  Everybody cheers.  Even the parents.

Make the world right and turn all annoying kids into puppies.  Buy Echo on Kindle here:  Echo on Kindle, or on other eReaders here:  Echo on other eReaders.