The other day I’m in my old high school. I see Chuck Norris through the gym door, hopping in a stationary circle, throwing head-level roundhouse kicks. He glares at me and kicks my way, and a gust of wind slams the door in my face. Three days later, I muster the balls to return. He’s still there, hopping and kicking in place. He looks at me.
“Make me cry. Use zen themes and cyborgs.”
I knew what to do. I showed him a copy of Echo, available here or on Amazon, and he read it in 0.38 seconds. A single tear slipped from his face and as it fell, I caught it in a cup. Later I sold that tear and it was enough money to put down on a house.
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