Tag: humor
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the jerk-chafe is happening, all you wiener-beaters who stroke with the intensity of a thousand suns, but deeply regret it after your sixth or seventh jerk within 24 hours and now you’re reaching with a trembling hand for your tattered penis, teeth gritted like a mortally wounded action hero who’s about to pull the…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Ugh. I used to be at the top of my game, servicing the finest of ladies with my upcurved thicky. Now I’m just a nameless sewer whore. If you haven’t heard that phrase, it describes a Man Whore who caters to Karens. I wish there was some other way to survive, but after Elon found…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the dick-flick is happening, all you frolicking man-children who’ve run up to your buddy and given them a quick wh’PAP to the sack or the tip, just so you can see the puzzlement in their eyes turn to horror and betrayal as they’re overcome by wave after wave of penis-induced agon— Amateur! Never, EVER…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Just won the lottery! Woohoo! Gonna donate to charity, start a foundation for renewable energy, gonna— ONE YEAR LATER… Ugh…must have jerked it at least six or seven times and it’s not even noon… You’d think with millions of dollars, I’d be knee-deep in women and questionable substances, but I’m a basic simpleton at…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the spread-hole is going on, all you adventurous butt-lickers who are questioning your life choices as you stare into the back-end of your bent-over lover who’s grabbing their cheeks and waiting for you to jam your face in but now you’re having serious reservations as your brain resonates with the phrase I need an…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“Soon, Kent Wayne—soon, you will give up your insipid dreams of fun and leisure! So say the agents of Adulting!” “Not a chance!” I hiss. “I don’t give a good goddamn if you have me naked and bound in a musty-smelling sex swing—there’s no way I’m gonna go back to being an Adult! You think…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the Piss Police is happening, my fellow neanderthal bro-men who spray gallons of pee through your giant dick slit without a care in the world but now you’re living with somebody who gives a big ol’ fuck about yellow porcelain and nasty ammonia smell so you quiver in fear when you point your trembling…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Huh? What’s that bubbling sensation within my pendulous testes? God, it feels like someone’s shaking a soda inside my ballsack… BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! Oh no—I snoozed my jerkoff alarm! If I don’t relieve the intratesticular pressure, the world will end in fire and shadow! I run over to my computer and tap the keyboard, opening…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the sex-awkwardness is happening, all you even-keeled mofos who’ve smashed nethers with a total rando and let things get completely out of control, to the point where you were invoking the dark lord Astaroth while trying to swallow each others’ fists and now you’re making your lover smile as you dance-dance-dance your way out…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Remember that iconic scene from the first Mission Impossible? Where TC is descending upside down on a tension-fraught rope and the slightest mishap could send him straight to Dogshit Fucktown? (Yes, know that’s not a thing but I’m trying my best to expand our collective range of profane expressions). That’s me right now. I’m hanging…
Kent Wayne 