What the dick-flick is happening, all you frolicking man-children who’ve run up to your buddy and given them a quick wh’PAP to the sack or the tip, just so you can see the puzzlement in their eyes turn to horror and betrayal as they’re overcome by wave after wave of penis-induced agon—
Amateur! Never, EVER sack-flick your buddy unless you distract them by pointing off in the distance or they’re sound asleep on your cum-coated couch! Sack-flick etiquette, mofo!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my books and my podcast! If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! If you simply want to hear me run my suckhole about all things upon the Earth and possibly within my pants, then check out my podcast Strained Brains! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!
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