What the Piss Police is happening, my fellow neanderthal bro-men who spray gallons of pee through your giant dick slit without a care in the world but now you’re living with somebody who gives a big ol’ fuck about yellow porcelain and nasty ammonia smell so you quiver in fear when you point your trembling penis at that hard-to-hit circle of water residing in your toile—
SIT when you pee! You call yourself a penile marksman? Motherfucker, you don’t get to stand up and piss until you can write your name in perfect cursive on the fresh-fallen snow! There are standards that come with big-dick pissing—think on THAT!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my books and my podcast! If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! If you simply want to hear me run my suckhole about all things upon the Earth and possibly within my pants, then check out my podcast Strained Brains! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!
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