Tag: humor
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the sex-armor is happening, all you lazy fucks who let your oozy goo settle on your body, waiting for it to crust up into a hardened carapace that’s capable of deflecting small arms fire, explosives, and level 3 directed-energy weapo— NASTY! Use some hibiclens, or at the very least some baby wipes, you unhygienic…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
I’m terrified by what the future might hold for us. Pandemics. More Jake Paul. Super-Karens. Which is why I’ve holed up in an apocalypse-proof bunker, biding my time until things settle down. I pass the time by writing, exercising, and cooking up nommies. Only three things I gotta do today: write, exercise, and eat. But…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the were-whore is happening, all my fellow horndogs-in-hiding who dutifully resist the Call of the Whore while talking about spreadsheets and tepidly engaging in passive-aggressive snark only to lose your mind in the light of a full moon; ripping off your clothes and letting your swollen genitals flap in the wind whilst snarling and…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
After the Gray Alien strike and subsequent zombies, the world transformed into a lawless stretch of desolate turf, contested by all manner of unsavory individuals. I retreated deep into the forest, carving out a life as a quiet hermit. I miss a few things—jiu jitsu, sex with Soccer Moms—but by and large, it’s a decent…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the body-crust is happening, all my fellow Nasties who have way too much time on your hands and dedicate much of it to creating murals, sculptures, and projectiles comprised of dried goo that comes from your various orifice— YUCK! There is NO excuse for rolling your bdussy and boogers into muscle men, alien robots,…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
I am battered. I am broken. I am a stage mic. Ever since the 80s, people thought it was cool to drop me on the ground after making their point. Initially, it wasn’t bad, but then it grew into a pop-culture trend. Nowadays, I live life in a concussive haze, fearing the next mouthbreather who…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the butt-clench is happening, all my fellow miscalculating fuckers who’ve jumped into the sack with your lover without a second’s thought, but now sweat is beading across your forehead and shivers are running up your spine because you’re holding back the mother of all farts in the middle of smash-time and you don’t know…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“Throw ’em the Man Whore!” Martha Stewart gestures disgustedly at me. “All he’s good for is a bit of coitus!” The other Vaunted Ones (those who took leadership of Earth in the 2020s) exchange uneasy looks from atop their obsidian thrones. I try not to wring my hands but I can’t help it—they’re arranged around…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the hog-bulge is happening, all my well-endowed peers who comprise 95% of the market for gray, penis-revealing sweatpants and who also religiously practice your front-thrust up-twerk so you can get your wiener bouncing and jouncing like some kind of ecstatic sea-creature in the throes of— CHRIST ALMIGHTY, COVER YOUR PIECE! Don’t be flaunting that…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
For several decades, my life was fine and dandy, then Bill Gates became Emperor of the World. His first order of business was releasing a neuromemetic virus that turned me into a hunted man. That’s right—he’s infected the world with… PENIS ENVY. “Fuck! FUCK!” I flinch and duck as lasers scorch the air to my…
Kent Wayne 