What the were-whore is happening, all my fellow horndogs-in-hiding who dutifully resist the Call of the Whore while talking about spreadsheets and tepidly engaging in passive-aggressive snark only to lose your mind in the light of a full moon; ripping off your clothes and letting your swollen genitals flap in the wind whilst snarling and galloping on all fours and woe to those who want to smash without cocoa butter, because you aren’t stopping for nothing and NO ON—
Fuck man, get ahold of yourself! Don’t assume your were-whore aspect willy-nilly or someone’ll split you in half with a silver dildo, +3 vs undead +5 vs were-whores! Jesus!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my books and my podcast! If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! If you simply want to hear me run my suckhole about all things upon the Earth and possibly within my pants, then check out my podcast Strained Brains! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!
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