Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

After the Gray Alien strike and subsequent zombies, the world transformed into a lawless stretch of desolate turf, contested by all manner of unsavory individuals.  I retreated deep into the forest, carving out a life as a quiet hermit. 

I miss a few things—jiu jitsu, sex with Soccer Moms—but by and large, it’s a decent existence.  Just like before, I write and exercise every day, but now I get to poop wherever I want and jerk it outdoors willy nilly.  That wasn’t possible pre-Disaster, not even for rich folk like Elon or Bezos.

Do-be-do-be-doo…think I’ll go for a walk and nut on some bushes.  Maybe they’ll give birth to a powerful species of half-Kent, half-plant.  (I know that isn’t how it works, but hey, we’ve been invaded by aliens and zombies—who’s to say what comes next?)

But just as I unwind my massive wiener from around my ankle, a pack of wild Karens surrounds me, shrieking and screeching. 

“OOK OOK AWK!  MANAGER!  MEGACHURCH!”

Holy shit, they’re fucking EVERYWHERE!  In the trees, behind the rocks…

Game over, man—GAME OVER!

Fuck it.  No options left.  So I open my eReader to Echo, activating its reality distortion powers.  Magic flash.

My wiener goes full-on evil, unleashing its vast reservoir of apocalypse semen.  KA-KA-KA-KA!  Forget your garden variety low-quality sperm, tainted by asparagus and 7-11 coffee—this would melt the face off a fully powered Kryptonian warrior.  These goddamn Karens?  They don’t stand a chance. 

Some burst into flames, others drop to their knees and clutch the air, wailing at the top of their lungs as their skin sloughs off their bones and underlying fascia.

That’s what you get when you fuck with a retired Man Whore (of the magical variety)!  Ha HA!

Kent Wayne wins again!

😀

 

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