Category: Kor’Thank
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
IN THE NEAR FUTURE… Some people thought the world was gonna end, but they were dead wrong. We could handle the virus. There was one plague, however, that had us beat from the get-go. KARENS. Once they started mutating into variants, we never stood a chance. Adelines, Claires, Katelyns, Judiths… You can’t fight. You…
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What the dick-sniff is happening, all of us who pretend that yeah it’s all good but inwardly clench our jaws and grind our teeth as a potential lover gives the wiener a discreet sniff, realizing it could all go to hell in a handbasket if they detect just the slightest whiff of stale ballsweat or…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
GerShloobenThobber YerDibbenShibble, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the hypno-whore is happening, all you steadfast relationshippers who clench your fists and grind your teeth when your sworn heart-mate becomes entranced by those evil, mesmeric trollops on Instagram with their perfect lighting and always tensed abs and immaculately outlined genitals— Whoa whoa WHOA! Keep them in perspective–they’re a bunch of selfie-folk, striving to…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
“Goddamn TIE fighters!” Luke rages. “Gonna shit in their cockpits and max out the heat on their goddamn air conditioners! Bake that funk in!” “Whoa, easy there Red 5. No need to swear.” I exchange looks with my fellow pilots through our multi-channel video-link. “Uh, is something wrong? I mean, you’re not usually this…” “Fucking…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the cum-sicle is happening, all you Gross Beings who lay around all day and entertain yourself by blasting jism onto the exact same spot on the edge of your bed which causes a constantly renewing drip of hardening spooge to form and crystallize into a powerful weapon which you can then use to pick…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
GlerBorgenYobben McThoobenGoobs, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the jerk-fatigue is going on, all you bored-as-hell meatbeaters who are pummeling your milkman for the fifth time in a single day, and you’re almost about to blow but you’ve lost a ton of sensitivity so now you’re sweating bullets because you refuse to give up but the only thing you can think of…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
WITHIN THE DEPTHS OF KENT WAYNE’S BRAIN… “Sup, Temporal Lobe? Everything good? Cerebellum? Occipital? Parietal?” “I’m fine Frontal Lobe—thanks for asking.” “All good on my end.” “Doing A-OK.” “All right. Whew.” I take a breath and relax. “It’s just that—” “We know, we know,” Precentral Gyrus says irritably. “The Prophecy. You’ve been moaning about…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the ass-hair is happening, my fellow old fogeys who never before had to worry about grooming your anoos but now all kinds of strange folk want to stick their tongue and fingers in and holy shit you’ve got a date but you forgot to shave GAME OVER MAN WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO— Whoa,…
Kent Wayne 