Category: Kor’Thank
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Kent Wayne is right-handed. So where does that leave me, his Left Hand? In the goddamn shitter, that’s where. Three (occasionally four) times a night, Right Hand crawls out from Kent’s thigh-nut crease (which is gross and weird, because Kent’s balls smell like cheese and atrocities) and chokes the shit out of Kent’s wiener. I…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the hole-whiff is happening, all my fellow fuckers who have lucked into a flirty stranger, the encounter quickly progresses into an eager smash-sesh but you haven’t had the time to clean up your bdussy, so as you’re pounding away their face wrinkles in consternation and they’re all like, “Do you smell that?” and you…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Holy SHIT!” Tom Cruise jumps back, hands up in a whoa-there gesture. “Kent Wayne! Sci-fi author and award-winning Man Whore!” “Tom Cruise?” My eyes widen in surprise. “What are YOU doing here?” “Testing out my Scientology spellcraft!” He presses a finger against his lips. “Shh! Normies can’t see me unless I want ’em to!” He…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the fuck-gobble is happening, all you lucky folks who are enjoying the ardent ministrations of a committed Oral Warrior, currently down on their knees with the intensity turned up to a goddamn eleven—OMNOMNOMBLBLBLBLBL—blowing your mind (literally and figuratively) as they work your genitals with jackhammer speed, but then they start snarling and writhing and…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Urrrgh… Long ago, my name Kent Wayne. I eat Cheeto and dorito. Drink mountain dew and feast on pizza. Make love to soccer moms, and earn good money for Man Whore smashies. Then zombie virus run amuck, and I try to hide from ugly biters. They chase me down and bite bite bite. Bite my…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the face-fuck is happening, all my fellow menfolk who are navigating this low-key sexual revolution where kinks and nontraditional lifestyles are slowly emerging along with new standards of respect and etiquette, but you’re nevertheless surprised when your lady-friend informs you that a certain percentage of women consider face-fucking to be feminist because they’re tired…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
What’s this? I bend down and pick up what looks like a fancy business card. The front says: MAN WHORE WANTED FOR THIRSTY SOCCER MOM. MUST HAVE GIRTH, UPCURVE, AND TOLERANCE FOR ROMCOMS. The back has a name, email, and contact number. Girth and upcurve? I’m your guy! (We can talk about the romcoms. Might…
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