I’m at a secret underground base near Almagordo, New Mexico. ย The scientists there are working on an Omega-tier weaponโa project that could envelop the world in fire and brimstone. ย A ring of us surround two enormous, gyrating metal curvesย that are in actuality, a pair of tesser-folded Dyson Spheres. ย They begin spinning faster andย faster, erupting with arcs of blazing energy that leap between them. ย A storm of multicolored lightning bolts spits out from their center and suddenly…there’s a crouched female figure kneeling in the center of the machine. ย “What theโ” before I can say anything more, it spreads bat-like wings and snarls at me. ย One of the scientists yells, “The essence of Taylor Swift! ย Getย the Enochian ordnance online andโ” she opens her mouth. ย Hellfire pours from her lips and engulfs the scientist. ย As she ascends into the night sky, I see dark, miasmicย portals open all across the heavens. ย Insectoids begin pouring from their edges. ย The lead technician grasps me by the shoulders and says, “Kent! ย You have to do something! ย Taylor is going to burn every inch ofโ” he’s cut off as a buzzing insectoid grasps his head with multi-jointed legs and pulls it clean off. ย I open my eReader to Echo. ย Magic flash. ย A dinosaur-headed electric guitar appears beforeย me, slowly revolving in place and radiating a bright blue haze. ย I walk toward it as if I’m in a dream, andย sling it over my shoulder. ย I lay my fingers on its enchanted strings, and it begins to glow with otherworldly light. ย As I begin playing, glorious strains of metal pour from my instrument. ย Metal is antithetical to pop-powered insectoids; they begin exploding in random bursts of gory Gross. ย MenemeneMEH, menemeneMEH! ย A hundred yards above me, the demoness Taylor claps both hands across her ears and shrieks in pain. ย A few seconds later, she folds her wings over herself, hisses in spite, then blinks out of existence.
Have our damn fool scientists finally gone too far and unleashed a dark force of country-pop upon all of humanity??? ย No worries; metal will save the day! ย Getย Echo Vol. 1 on Kindleย here: ย Vol. 1 on Kindle. ย Vol. 2 on Kindle here: ย Vol.2 on Kindleย Vol. 3 on Kindle here: ย Vol. 3 on Kindle


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