I’ve won a sweepstakes to tour the now-defunct Area 51. ย Our guide is walking us through sterile-looking warehouse bays and hangar areas, showing us nothing of note. ย I excuse myself from the group to use the bathroom. ย I end up getting lost, then wander into a dank, musty cell. ย In the dim light that reflects offย the pitted concrete, I think I see an outline of a toilet. ย I take aim and let loose. ย Once I’m done, I reach to the side of the thing and pull down on the lever. ย Suddenly, the whole facility begins shaking. ย I hear deep, rumbling laughter that shakes my very bones. ย A char-lined pit opens before my eyes and I manage to stumble/run my way back to the tour group. ย “WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?” ย The tour guide asks, frantically grabbing my arms. ย Before I can answer, I see lizard-people crash through the walls. ย They’re all riding bear-sized insects that are slashing apart tourists with busy, clicking mandibles. ย My tour guide turns to me, tears streaming down his cheeks. ย “YOU’VE OPENED A GATEWAY TO THE DIMENSION THAT HOLDS SOULS OF OUR EXES! ย RAGNAROK HAS COME EARLY!” ย A spiny, three-foot insect leg spears through his chest, and he slumps onto his knees, blood dribbling from the side of his lips. ย I try to run, but I’m quickly surrounded by a ring of insect-mounted reptilians. ย One of them licks its lips and hisses, “Ssssayy it human….give ussss the Oppenheimer quote: ย ‘I am become death…’ Sssaaaay the rest.” ย My lips tighten into a thin, bloodless line. ย I open my eReader to Echo. ย Magic flash. ย A suit of vibranium armor clicks into place across my body (feel free to imagine the camera spinning around me in a Michael Bay-esque shot). ย The last piece is a mechanized collar that pops up around my jaw and projects a light-woven, hard-light helmet over the top half of my head. ย Blued-steel bayonets section out from my forearms in wicked-sounding CLANK-CLANK-CLANKs. ย The reptile people lurch back. ย “I am become death…” I say,ย my lips stretching into a hard, savage smile. ย “…OF LIZARD PEOPLE!” ย I charge forward, raining cold, robotic furyย onto these scaly-skinned dastards.
It is entirely possible that a dimension holding the souls of exes will open up and attempt to drown the world in horror. ย Should that happen, make sure you come correct with some badass wrist blades. ย Getย Echo Vol. 1 on Kindleย here: ย Vol. 1 on Kindle. ย Vol. 2 on Kindle here: ย Vol.2 on Kindle


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