Young lovers, dog-walkers, and focused joggers dot the park.  I’m strolling along with Bitefighter, my 10 lb. terrier, when the skies darken with a flood of Bros.  Backward baseball caps and shitty facial hair fill my vision as armies of frat boys fall from the heavens.  What dark magick is this?  They land unharmed and begin flexing and braying, snapping off the latest line of trend-based inside jokes.  Oh God…I bend over and squinch my eyes as I feel my organs twisting in protest.  I’m about to vomit up a spleen when I open my eReader to Echo.  Magic flash.  The Bros straighten in place, their eyes going vacant as they witness their futures—corporate slavery, dadbods, mid-life crises, and the final, bitter acceptance that their genitals are roughly the same size as acorns attached to a terrified raisin—and they begin sobbing in grief.  They kneel in place, withdraw wakizashis, and commit seppuku.

Being a Bro is kinda like being Walter White; you KNOW it’s gonna end badly.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle. Links for Vol.1 AND Vol.2 on Smashwords/Nook/iBooks/Kobo are available here:  Echo on other platforms