A blast of wind ruffles my hair.  I’m desperately maneuvering my WW2 Spitfire through treacherous skies, getting blasted at by Grammar Nazis.  They’re all in Messerschmitt Bf 109s.  When I scream by them I shout, “YOU REALIZE THAT’S WHAT REAL NAZIS FLEW!”  Their faces twist in hate and they furiously reply, “IT’S JUST A COINCIDENCE, DAMN YOU!”  I’m getting picked apart by a hail of machine gun fire, when my engines blow into a storm of fire and smoke.  I’m falling in a steep dive.  I desperately open my eReader to Echo.  Magic flash.  Suddenly I’m in the black lion seat of a fully formed Voltron (Activate Dyno-therms, fools!)  That badass theme plays while I form Blazing Sword and rear back.  The grammar nazis’ cockpits are flooding with terror-piss as they witness the majesty of the motha duckin’ Defender of the Universe.  Just like in a cartoon, I’m enveloped by speed lines as I crash through their formation, sending these putrid scum to their well-deserved deaths.

Never bring an interceptor to a Voltron fight.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle. Links for Vol.1 AND Vol.2 on Smashwords/Nook/iBooks/Kobo are available here:  Echo on other platforms