I’m at Costco on a Sunday.  My cart is getting rammed from the sides like Luke in Return of the Jedi when he’s on that badass speeder bike.  I’m reaching for a box of keurig cups when a soccer mom rushes in, grabs it, and gives me the finger.  I race towards a pack of bacon when my cart gets t-boned by a mom from the left and her partner swoops by and grabs it.  They high-five and race away.  Madness!  To top it off, Flight of the Bumblee begins playing over the speakers.  WHAT THE HELL!  I open my eReader to Echo.  Magic flash.  A pair of gremlins appear in my cart and begin swiping the stuff I need from the carts of soccer moms.  They’re yelling and pursuing me, and I start running my cart towards the furniture section.  One of the gremlins yells, “Boss!  The odds of navigating a furniture section at this speed are—”  I cut him off:  “Never tell me the odds!”  I cut and weave through the latest offerings from Kirkland’s home furnishings, and leave a jumbled mess of vengeful soccer moms and overturned carts in my wake.

Survive a Sunday Costco run.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle. Links for Vol.1 AND Vol.2 on Smashwords/Nook/iBooks/Kobo are available here:  Echo on other platforms