Deep in meditation. ย I’m drifting through the imaginal ether, dreaming upย story ideas, when suddenly I’m beset by the thought-forms of my nerdy-ass English professors. ย They’re holdingย glimmering red markers, ready to slash apart my creative instantiations. ย “Your ass is OURS, Kent. ย You think we’re gonna let you get away with writing some Action Jackson face-punching and combining it with deep socioeconomic commentary? ย Not a chanceโit’s one or the other. ย We’re going to cut apart any idea you materialize right here, before you canย store it for later.” ย I grit my teeth and open my eReader to Echo. ย Magic flash. ย A torrent of cyborg velociraptors pours from my eReader screenย and begins rending my professors apart in a gory cyclone of teeth and claws. ย One of the dinos sprouts wicked-looking barbed genitals and chases the remaining nerds. ย The professorsย scream and flee while running backwards, too afraid to expose their poop chutes. ย It’s all just a dream, right? ย ๐
Pedanticย nerds trying to interruptย your astral idea-fishing? ย Getย Echo Vol. 1 on Kindleย here: ย Vol. 1 on Kindle. ย Vol. 2 on Kindle here: ย Vol.2 on Kindle. Links for Vol.2 on Smashwords/Nook/iBooks/Kobo are available here: ย Echo on other platformย


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