Nerd Elitists:  Who would’ve thought there’d ever be such a thing?  But they’re there:  Computer types who scoff at you for not drinking the programming kool-aid, unable to have sex without babbling about “end-user satisfaction” and “the metrics of thrust-to-sweat ratio.”  (also unable to laugh without snorting).  A bunch of ’em are chuckling derisively at me for not understanding their inane gibberish, and I open my eReader to Echo.  Magic flash.  A 5-lb. weight appears on the ground, inscribed with:  “Whosoever is able to lift this will no longer be labeled as Dead Weight in the Zompocalypse.”  One after the other, the soft fleshbags try, but fail miserably.  They realize the error of their ways and apologize profusely to me.

Arrogant nerds are too fragile to punch or ridicule; you’ve gotta show them they’re being jerks in a gentler way.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle.