I’m with One of Those People:  You know the type of person that thinks every other meme/video/open letter is funny or insightful and hijacks a good fifteen minutes to an hour of your life trying to convince you to feel the same for every one of them?  Yep.  I keep trying to write but I get a few minutes hijacked here, a few there….Enough.  Open my eReader.  Magic flash.  The Attention Hijacker opens his phone to show me the latest outrage/hilarity and suddenly a giant phallus sprouts from its screen and starts slapping him silly.  Wha-PAP.  WHA-PAP-PAP!  He screams and drops the phone.  It starts worming its way toward him and he runs in utter terror.

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