I’m at a restaurant, eating like a Man should. ย Elbows on the table, digging into my food…I’m not a savage, but I’m not also not the weirdo that eats his burger with a fork and a knife. ย A bunch of pale prudes that look like the ugly version of Twilight are a table away, judging me with curled lips and quiet harumphs. ย One of them calls out, “It seems as if the waitstaff forgot to take out the trash today.” ย They all burst out in nasal snickers. ย Okay, enough. ย Utensils down. ย Open my eReader to Echo. ย Magic flash. ย I hear the gorgeous, throaty roar of a T-65, X-wing starfighter as it flies overhead. ย It lets loose with a single blast from its S-foil mounted laser cannon. ย The table next to me explodes in a geyser of sauce, bread, and hoity-toity attitudes. ย I chuckle quietly and go back to eating.
Elbows on the table. ย You KNOW it makes food taste better. ย Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: ย Vol. 1 on Kindle. ย Vol. 2 on Kindle here: ย Vol.2 on Kindle.


Leave a comment