A decade has passed since the Metrosexual-Hipster Takeover.  I REFUSE to wear berets…I REFUSE to wear those stupid horn-rimmed glasses, and I’ll be DAMNED before I give up my t-shirts and shorts.  As a result I’m hunted—I live like an animal, darting between trash cans and sleeping with one eye open.  The air is colored by helicopter searchlights and fading sirens.  I’m snoozing in an alley…and I wake up surrounded by a bunch of impeccably dressed Douche-police.  They give me an evil leer and rush me—NO!  I open my eReader.  Magic flash.  Brawny Man appears in a full suit of Viking armor and the A-team theme trumpets through the air.  He lays these dirtbags low with some extra manly haymakers and throws in a few Peoples’ Elbows.  Saved, motha duckas!

Be fashionable.  Just don’t be fashionably douchey.  Echo Vol. 1 is FREE on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle.